Friends with Kids
Jason Fryman: You think that we don't love each other? You know, I have loved this girl for nineteen years, Ben. That is fully half my life. I know everything there is to know about her. I know the mood she's in when she wakes up in the morning - always happy, ready for the day. Can you imagine? I know that she is honest; she won't even take the little shampoo bottles from the hotel room, or sneak into the movie theater for a double feature. She always buys a second ticket. Always. I know that we have the same values, we have the same taste, we have the same sense of humor. I know that we both think that organized religion is completely full of shit. I know that if she is ever paralyzed from the neck down, she would like me to unplug her - and I will. I know her position on just about everything, and I am on board. I am on board with everything about her, so you tell me, Ben. What better woman could I have picked to be the mother of my child?
With a broken arm, but back nonetheless.
Still no internet, no hot water, and 4 fitness tests tomorrow. Somebody help me.
Thank the Panera gods for some internet
Sorry I suck lately, I’m getting a router on Tuesday. Miss you fools
Just moved into my new place and have no internet so if I’m not responding to your messages it’s not because I’m an ass, promise :)
Burning a CD for my drive back to school tomorrow
Anybody have any good music suggestions?
The (500) Days of Summer attitude of “He wants you so bad” seems attractive to...– Joseph Gordon-Levitt (x) (via la-belle-laide)
When Snape dies
Fuckin’ Voldemort and his fuckin’ snake.
This is my life.
I posted a gif about how I’m fat and “Time to get fit” started following me.
When my friends are giving each other tips for...
I’m just like,
I see too many things about anorexia on my dash
Y’all are beautiful. Don’t do that to yourselves.
When my brothers talk about cars
It seems like everyone is having an off day. Feel...
I said "let's save this for another night" and she...
I kissed a drunk girl. I kissed a drunk girl, yes I did. Kissed a drunk girl on the lips. I let my guard down, how could I have been so dumb. Her eyes were open, I know I am not the one.
I pray for the sky to break, for you to escape...
Helen: Some people smoke pot, some people bungee jump, some people chant. What...– Kissing Jessica Stein (2001)
Life is too short for complication.
communismkillsitonthedancefloor: Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
The exact way all of my fights go.
Work sucks, I know
She left me roses by the stairrrssss
I can't tell you about my pain, I don't want you...
You see the smile that’s on my mouth It’s hiding the words that don’t come out And all my friends who think that I’m blessed They don’t know my head is a mess.
Ways to my heart: make a mix CD
And then jam out in the car with me.